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June 11th, 2004   Post 1
Uncle_Sam
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Post; Three soldiers.


Three soldiers were going through forest for a week, not seeing anyone. The three soldiers nationalities were: U.S. , British, and Bosnian.
After a long walk for a week the first live thing they found was a sheep.

The U.S. soldier said: "Ahhh... if only that sheep was Angelina Jolie! ".
The British soldier said: "Ahhhh... if only that sheep was Elisabeth Hurley! "
The Bosnian soldier: "Ahhh... if it only was night!"

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June 11th, 2004   Post 2
Marksman
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i dont get it
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June 11th, 2004   Post 3
MyStIC
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but heard before.
 
June 11th, 2004   Post 4
AFSteliga
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I don't get it.
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June 11th, 2004   Post 5
SHERMAN
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OK....The last time this kinfd of topic was brought up, it ended badly(dolphins). So thats that for now.
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