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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Post; Three Little PigsThree Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered beer all evening?" You're gonna LOVE this.... The third piggy says -
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |
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| Optio | That's a little beauty.
__________________ \"LIFE WITHOUT KIDS IS LIFE WITHOUT LAUGHTER\" |
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| Milforum Idol | Oh Lord...Hahahaha
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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| Milforums Spamkiller | hahahahaha
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| Milforum Cowgirl | hahahaha....
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| Cadet Moderator ![]() | Hahaha. Nice one.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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| Caesar | LOL.............
__________________ "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug." |
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