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October 23rd, 2008
| Post 2311 |
| Forum Brat |
__________________ Curiosity was framed. Stupidity killed the cat. Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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October 23rd, 2008
| Post 2312 |
| Can you hear me now?  |
Why not? I thought it'd be funny.
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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October 23rd, 2008
| Post 2313 |
| ~resident nutcase |
i want the jovies to come round here... I'll just be all "come in, come in" *blaring heavy metal out" so, i heard you guys worship satan? where do i sign up? |
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October 23rd, 2008
| Post 2314 |
| Je suis aware |
Don't pull off the Allahu Akbar thing man. They're gonna call the SWAT team. They don't approve of violence if they have to do it but they're gonna call someone else to do it for them without batting an eye lid!
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October 23rd, 2008
| Post 2315 |
| ~resident nutcase |
don't do allahu akbar, no way. what if there's one of them extremists walking down the street just as you say it? they might: a) use your house as a temple or b) blow your house up |
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October 24th, 2008
| Post 2316 |
| God of Scones |
Or, my personal favorite, say "I'll listen to you about you god, but then you have to listen about mine. And my god is Satan."
__________________ Larynx, Spine Lungs, Liver, Jugular, Subclavian Artery, Kidney, Heart. Now which will be my strike point?  |
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October 24th, 2008
| Post 2317 |
| Forum Brat |
Yeah, but that one's overused.
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October 24th, 2008
| Post 2318 |
| God of Scones |
How about repelling from the roof in full uniform and a tactical vest, and one man popping up from the bushes, yelling "Get on the ground"?
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October 24th, 2008
| Post 2319 |
| Milforums Spamfilter |
you guys are nuts.....
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October 24th, 2008
| Post 2320 |
| Tribunus Laticlavius |
Just tell them to stand at attention while you raise the flag. They leave faster than if you spat fire.
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