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| Forum Brat | They don't seem to care what you say as long as you take their pamphlets. At least around here they don't. And believe me. We've tried just about EVERYTHING. Even the outline of the dead body with fake blood, shot gun shells, and religious pamphlets all around........
__________________ Woe to the man or woman who thinks that the capacity to kill is not lurking behind these civilized eyes. -- James Woods Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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| | Post 1012 |
| Can you hear me now? | Gosh, Sevens, you surely doesn't like the Jevhoah's Witness, don't you?
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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| | Post 1013 |
| Spam King | Door-to-door Jesus... the strangest thing you'll ever see.
__________________ When did "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death!" become "Give up your liberties or we're all gonna die?" |
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| | Post 1014 |
| Can you hear me now? | Yeah, one day, I will dress up in arabic clothe and yell "Allah akbar" front of the JWs if they have the chance to walk up to my doormat, I 100% promise. |
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| Forum Brat | Quote:
Its not them as people that I don't like. Its the door-to-door thing. Mormons do it too (at least around here). I have no respect for people who go around trying to shove their religion down people's throats. I don't mind the occasional spirited debate, but don't come to my door telling me I'm going to go to hell just because I'm not a member of your church/religious organization. Just as its your right to worship as you see fit, it is also mine. | |
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| | Post 1016 |
| God of Scones | Me, my stepdad Mike, and his buddies Doug and Kevin set up an ambush at em. We know when they come around and they do it at EXACTLY the same time. So we dressed up in full ACU's, Mike and me got on the roof, and Doug and Kevin hid in different spots around the house. They knocked, my mom answered and that's when holy hell broke loose. Me and Mike rappelled from the roof, and Doug and Kev moved in. They found themselves surrounded by 4 men in full ACU gear, helmets and all, pointing airsoft M16s at them and yelling, "Get on the ground! Get on the ground now!". It was the funniest **** ever. And they NEVER come to this house again.
__________________ The next couple that sits at a stop light and sucks face and ignores their changed light is getting pushed out into oncoming traffic by me. No exceptions. |
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| | Post 1017 |
| Milforum's Postmaster | first monday back just sucks |
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| | Post 1018 |
| Tribuni Angusticlavii | You want to stop them? I have a very simple solution that works not only on the JW's but all the rest of them too. Just simple hang a cross upside down on the door and put a 5 point star below it or you could always ask them to salute the flag
__________________ Yes my blood runs cold, that's one of the things the Military liked about me. |
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| Canuckus Maximus | Quote:
__________________ "I find your lack of faith disturbing." | |
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| God of Scones | Quote:
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