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March 23rd, 2008   Post 1011
Sevens
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They don't seem to care what you say as long as you take their pamphlets. At least around here they don't. And believe me. We've tried just about EVERYTHING. Even the outline of the dead body with fake blood, shot gun shells, and religious pamphlets all around........
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March 23rd, 2008   Post 1012
Fox
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Gosh, Sevens, you surely doesn't like the Jevhoah's Witness, don't you?

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March 23rd, 2008   Post 1013
The Other Guy
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Door-to-door Jesus... the strangest thing you'll ever see.
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March 23rd, 2008   Post 1014
Fox
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Yeah, one day, I will dress up in arabic clothe and yell "Allah akbar" front of the JWs if they have the chance to walk up to my doormat, I 100% promise.
 
March 24th, 2008   Post 1015
Sevens
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fox
Gosh, Sevens, you surely doesn't like the Jevhoah's Witness, don't you?

Why....whatever gave you that silly idea?

Its not them as people that I don't like. Its the door-to-door thing. Mormons do it too (at least around here). I have no respect for people who go around trying to shove their religion down people's throats. I don't mind the occasional spirited debate, but don't come to my door telling me I'm going to go to hell just because I'm not a member of your church/religious organization. Just as its your right to worship as you see fit, it is also mine.
 
March 24th, 2008   Post 1016
justin1552
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Me, my stepdad Mike, and his buddies Doug and Kevin set up an ambush at em. We know when they come around and they do it at EXACTLY the same time. So we dressed up in full ACU's, Mike and me got on the roof, and Doug and Kevin hid in different spots around the house. They knocked, my mom answered and that's when holy hell broke loose. Me and Mike rappelled from the roof, and Doug and Kev moved in. They found themselves surrounded by 4 men in full ACU gear, helmets and all, pointing airsoft M16s at them and yelling, "Get on the ground! Get on the ground now!".

It was the funniest **** ever. And they NEVER come to this house again.
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March 24th, 2008   Post 1017
Team Infidel
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first monday back just sucks
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March 24th, 2008   Post 1018
wolfen
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You want to stop them? I have a very simple solution that works not only on the JW's but all the rest of them too. Just simple hang a cross upside down on the door and put a 5 point star below it

or you could always ask them to salute the flag
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March 25th, 2008   Post 1019
bigcanada813
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Infidel
first monday back just sucks
i'll see your first monday back and raise you two midterms in one day.
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March 25th, 2008   Post 1020
justin1552
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigcanada813
i'll see your first monday back and raise you two midterms in one day.
I'll see that and raise you 3 weeks worth of homework, 2 tests AND a full week of finals.
 



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