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October 17th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | Post; Things You Wouldn't Know Without MoviesThings You Wouldn't Know Without Movies -It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. -A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. -If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. -Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization. -It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. -When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage. -No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock. -Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite. -When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. -You can always find a chainsaw when you need one. -Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it''''s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside. -An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child. -Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
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October 17th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | That's Hollywood for you!
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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October 17th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Most definitely the truth.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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October 17th, 2006
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| Milforum's Postmaster | and we pay money to see this.. who are the stupid ones?
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October 17th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | I've always wondered about the laptop thing. I mean, the alien's computer transported him across the universe in a millisecond and laptops just catch on fire while holding them on your lap.
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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October 18th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Good points there, guys. Sad...
__________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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October 18th, 2006
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| Optio | Add-on: - Your enemies must re-load, but you can continue shooting continuously while only re-loading once every 5 minutes - Your gun will always jam whenever you need it most  
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October 18th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Quote:
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October 18th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | bombs always have big, blinking, red countdown timers to signal that they are bombs.
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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October 19th, 2006
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| duke of milforum slayer  | all to true
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