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January 18th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Post; Things You Will Never Hear.......Things you wouldn't hear a Southerner say: We don't keep firearms in this house. Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer? You can't feed that to the dog. I thought Graceland was tacky. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe. Wrasslin's fake. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? We're vegetarians. Do you think my hair is too big? I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy. Honey, these bonsai trees need watering? Who is Richard Petty? Give me the small bag of pork rinds. Deer heads detract from the decor. Spitting is such a nasty habit. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. Trim the fat off that steak. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. The tires on that truck are too big. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad. I've got it all on a floppy disk. Unsweetened tea tastes better. Would you like your fish poached or broiled? My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. Checkmate. She's too old to be wearing that bikini. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. I don't have a favorite college team. I believe you cooked those green beans too long. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. Elvis who? Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
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January 19th, 2005
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| Centurion | that was DANG awesome... i think ever one of them are funny! and yes i can relate!!!
__________________ If you don't make your own decisions someone else will. If you don't make yourself happy... no one else will. If you want to make God laugh just tell him your plans! |
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January 20th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | It's sad when you can sum up a way of life in a joke  |
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February 17th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | Quote:
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February 17th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | Shoot! I made it by everything but the bonsai tree thing.
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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February 20th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer |  Why I had no idea! 
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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