Topic: Things you shouldn't say to USMC03 when he pulls you over...

bulldogg · November 19th, 2005

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!
5. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop
7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead
8. Bad cop! No donut!
9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
10. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
11. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?
12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
13. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's?
14. I pay your salary!
15. So, uh, you on the take, or what?
16. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!
17. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
18. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around -
that's how far ahead of me they are.
19. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
20. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and
got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
21. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.
22. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

tomtom22 · November 19th, 2005

You had better hope you never actually do get pulled over by 03USMC!

Fox · November 20th, 2005

Is 03USMC cop? Anyway, These are funny!

AFSteliga · November 20th, 2005

Nice one.

Navy Boy · November 20th, 2005

bigcanada813 · November 21st, 2005

good ones

Damien435 · November 21st, 2005

lmao, god those are good.

November 19th, 2005	Post 1
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Gear	Post; Things you shouldn't say to USMC03 when he pulls you over... 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job! 5. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop 7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead 8. Bad cop! No donut! 9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 10. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. 11. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS? 12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand. 13. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's? 14. I pay your salary! 15. So, uh, you on the take, or what? 16. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too! 17. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 18. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around - that's how far ahead of me they are. 19. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist. 20. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. 21. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum. 22. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches? __________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck

November 19th, 2005	Post 2
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	You had better hope you never actually do get pulled over by 03USMC! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

November 20th, 2005	Post 3
Fox Can you hear me now? Gear	Is 03USMC cop? Anyway, These are funny! __________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American

November 20th, 2005	Post 4
AFSteliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Nice one. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

November 20th, 2005	Post 5
Navy Boy I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! Gear	LOL! __________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran Semper Fortis

November 21st, 2005	Post 6
bigcanada813 Canuckus Maximus Gear	good ones __________________ "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

November 21st, 2005	Post 7
Damien435 Tribunus Laticlavius Gear	lmao, god those are good. __________________ Please note that 98% of what I say is my opinion and/or my "version" of the facts. Most of what I say is rumor with little to no evidence to back it up, just something I picked up somewhere. My City

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