Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

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May 25th, 2005   #11
Themrose89
 
And make friends with the natives, not slaves.


Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is face.
James Baldwin.
 
July 8th, 2005   #12
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

If only world domination were that simple



 
July 8th, 2005   #13
Missileer
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patriot_II
And make friends with the natives, not slaves.
And don't let a demented scientist turn them into half animal, half human. That always turns out sucky.





“War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.”
—John Stuart Mill
 
July 8th, 2005   #14
ghost457
 
 
lol to all
 
July 9th, 2005   #15
Locke
 
 
someone clearly has waaaay to much time on htier hands and watches too many movies, but good work, that was funny as


If I am asked what we are fighting for, I can reply in two sentences. In the first place, to fulfil a solemn international obligation . . . an obligation of honor which no self-respecting man could possibly have repudiated. I say, secondly, we are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed in defiance of international good faith at the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power.
Author: Rt. Hon. Herbert Henry Asquith
Source: Statement, to House of Commons, Declaration of War with Germany, Aug. 4, 1914
 
July 9th, 2005   #16
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again



WOLFPACK!
The Devil wanted a refund on my soul; I told him all sales final.
 
June 24th, 2007   #17
tomtom22
 
 


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
June 25th, 2007   #18
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