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February 20th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamfilter | Post; THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or onthe side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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February 20th, 2008
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| Je suis aware |
I can do 5. I CAN DO 5!!!! I am capable of kissing ass while drunk.
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February 21st, 2008
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| Forum Brat |
LOL.........
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February 21st, 2008
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  |
Such MEMORIES you bring to mind. 
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February 21st, 2008
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| God of Scones |
Here come the flashbacks! yay!
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February 21st, 2008
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| Chief Engineer |
Good one, TI!
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February 21st, 2008
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| Centurion |
I don't mean to be a downer, but I've never drank before...
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