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February 20th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNKTHINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or onthe side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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February 20th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | I can do 5. I CAN DO 5!!!! I am capable of kissing ass while drunk.
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February 21st, 2008
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| Forum Brat | LOL.........
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February 21st, 2008
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | Such MEMORIES you bring to mind. 
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February 21st, 2008
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| God of Scones | Here come the flashbacks! yay!
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February 21st, 2008
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| Chief Engineer | Good one, TI!
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February 21st, 2008
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| Centurion | I don't mean to be a downer, but I've never drank before...
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