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January 18th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Post; Things that Bill Gates would change if he was from AlabamaThings that Bill Gates would change if he was from Alabama: 1. They would be called "Winders95, WindersNT, and Winders 3.1". 2. Instead of the hour glass wait icon, you'd get an empty beer bottle. 3. Occasionally you'd open a winder that was covered with a hefty bag and duct tape. 4. Dialog boxes that give you the choice of "Yes, No, or Cancel" would now read "Ahh-right, Naw, or Git". 5. Instead of the "Ta-da" sound when opening Winders, you would now hear the "Dueling Banjos". 6. The "Recycle Bin" in Winders95 would now be called "Out-House". 7. When you open the sound player, you would hear a digitized drunk yelling "Freebird". 8. Powerpoint would now be known as "Parpawnt". 9. Microsoft's programming tolls would be "Vishul Basic" and "Vishul C++". 10. The Winders95 logo would be the Confederate Flag. 11. Instead of the title "VP", Microsoft big shots will be called "Cuz". 12. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am or a Chevy truck. 13. Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver. 14. "Well, next thing ya know ol' Bill's a billionaire......" 15. Flight Simulator game would be replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator.
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April 19th, 2005
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| Centurion | As Randy Jackson would say "Thats awright for me man. Ya did good"
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April 21st, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | You might be a red neck if....
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April 22nd, 2005
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| Immunes | lol 
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May 5th, 2005
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| Cadet Moderator  | Good one.
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October 16th, 2006
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October 16th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Nice...
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October 16th, 2006
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| Milforums Spamkiller | That's funny
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October 18th, 2006
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| Centurion | thats great some of us would like the conferderate flag as a logo and we do way parpawnt lol
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June 24th, 2007
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| Centurion | Post; Funny one, Darcia!
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