Topic: THEY ALSO vote!

tomtom22 · February 4th, 2006

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it. Caution! These people Vote

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime. She shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff".. . She ALSO votes!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the Call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" .. He ALSO votes!

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". She ALSO votes!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. My sister ALSO votes!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount... He ALSO votes!

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain
rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's Nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned... My friend ALSO votes!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?". . SHE ALSO votes!

Padre · February 5th, 2006

Locke · February 5th, 2006

uh oh!!!

(isn't voting optional in america?)

tomtom22 · June 28th, 2006

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Originally Posted by Locke

uh oh!!!

(isn't voting optional in america?)

After reading these I am glad it is but I hope that these people don't vote and wish that they don't breed..

Rob Henderson · June 28th, 2006

gee....

Missileer · June 28th, 2006

I hope they don't count on me to direct them to the district voting places.

Sevens · June 29th, 2006

Eesh! That's frightening...

Rob Henderson · June 29th, 2006

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Originally Posted by Missileer

I hope they don't count on me to direct them to the district voting places.

Instead, you should tell them that there is a voting booth in the local insane asylum.

Sevens · June 30th, 2006

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Originally Posted by C/1Lt Henderson

Instead, you should tell them that there is a voting booth in the local insane asylum.

LOL There ya go. Seems like a lot safer to have them there then running amok on the streets...

MaKa9 · June 30th, 2006

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Originally Posted by Sevens

LOL There ya go. Seems like a lot safer to have them there then running amok on the streets...

Ha ha

Good one!

February 4th, 2006	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; THEY ALSO vote! Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it. Caution! These people Vote While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime. She shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff".. . She ALSO votes! I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the Call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" .. He ALSO votes! My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". She ALSO votes! My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. My sister ALSO votes! My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount... He ALSO votes! I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's Nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned... My friend ALSO votes! I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?". . SHE ALSO votes! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

February 5th, 2006	Post 3
Locke Tribuni Angusticlavii	uh oh!!! (isn't voting optional in america?) __________________ If I am asked what we are fighting for, I can reply in two sentences. In the first place, to fulfil a solemn international obligation . . . an obligation of honor which no self-respecting man could possibly have repudiated. I say, secondly, we are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed in defiance of international good faith at the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power. Author: Rt. Hon. Herbert Henry Asquith Source: Statement, to House of Commons, Declaration of War with Germany, Aug. 4, 1914

June 28th, 2006	Post 5
Rob Henderson Milforum Idol	gee.... __________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie

June 28th, 2006	Post 6
Missileer Nuclear Duck Hunter Gear	I hope they don't count on me to direct them to the district voting places. __________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill

June 29th, 2006	Post 7
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Eesh! That's frightening...

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