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November 7th, 2007
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| Forums Grumpy Old Man |  Post; And, there we were ...Subject: Army squad A U.S. Army squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American soldier in a similar but less serious state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured soldier what had happened. The soldier reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!" "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."  |
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November 7th, 2007
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| Milforums Spamkiller | 
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November 8th, 2007
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| Chief Engineer  | Priceless!!!
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November 8th, 2007
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| Tribunus Laticlavius |  Nice one!
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November 9th, 2007
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| Caesar | very good!
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November 10th, 2007
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| Spam King | well, that's no good. Get that truck's number!
__________________ "When you argue, I have this compulsive need to argue back." -Jack McCoy |
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November 11th, 2007
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| Cadet Moderator  | Hahaha. I've heard that one long ago, but it's still good.
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November 23rd, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Very nice!!!
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December 22nd, 2007
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| Primus Pilus | full of win xD |
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