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October 25th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | Post; There is always one in the barA guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, and dropped his trousers, placing his privates in the alligator's mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it! a try." A hush fell over the crowd..... After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head so hard with the beer bottle." 
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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October 25th, 2005
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| Cadet Moderator  | Nice one. 
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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October 26th, 2005
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| Centurion | LMAO 
__________________ \"SemperFi,Do Or Die! GungHo,GungHo,GungHo! What Makes The Grass Grow? Blood,Blood,Blood! What Do We Do For A Living,Ladies? Kill,Kill,Kill!\". |
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October 26th, 2005
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| Milforum's Bouncer |  Hee hee
__________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck |
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October 26th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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October 26th, 2005
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Very nice.... 
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October 26th, 2005
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| Milforum Hitman  | Ha ha Some blondes can actually be more dangerous than gators, at times
__________________ "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it". Pericles.  |
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October 26th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | thats a good one. 
__________________ And shepards we shall be For thee, My Lord, for thee Power hath descended forth from thy hand That our feet may quickly carry out thy command So we shall flow a river forth to thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti Veritas, Aequitas |
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October 26th, 2005
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  | |
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