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July 5th, 2007   Post 1
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Post; That's One Way To Get Sent Home...


A MARINE AND HIS WIFE, on their way to the base commissary, came upon a recruit standing at attention by a mail-pickup station. Plastered to the young man's forehead were a number of postage stamps. Asked about his situation, the recruit responded, "Sir, my drill instructor says I'm such a foul-up that he's mailing me home to my momma."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Allen Boules

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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July 6th, 2007   Post 2
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LOL Poor guy.
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July 6th, 2007   Post 3
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damn...
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July 6th, 2007   Post 4
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AHAHAHAHAHAA
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July 6th, 2007   Post 5
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Ahh...the classic RTM.
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July 9th, 2007   Post 6
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haha......
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July 10th, 2007   Post 7
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Sounds like something I'd do to someone's pet at the vet clinic. With a note

"This little sonofa***** bit me one too many times. Find enclosed a shipping fee to the nearest obedience school."
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July 10th, 2007   Post 8
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^^^ - I think my wife has wanted to do that to a couple of her clients. (Yes, she's a veterinarian.)
 



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