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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; That's One Way To Get Sent Home...A MARINE AND HIS WIFE, on their way to the base commissary, came upon a recruit standing at attention by a mail-pickup station. Plastered to the young man's forehead were a number of postage stamps. Asked about his situation, the recruit responded, "Sir, my drill instructor says I'm such a foul-up that he's mailing me home to my momma." --Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Allen Boules Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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| Forum Brat | LOL Poor guy.
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| Milforums Spamkiller | damn...
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | AHAHAHAHAHAA
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| Cadet Moderator ![]() | Ahh...the classic RTM.
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| Milforum Cowgirl | haha......
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| Milforum Swamp Dweller | Sounds like something I'd do to someone's pet at the vet clinic. With a note "This little sonofa***** bit me one too many times. Find enclosed a shipping fee to the nearest obedience school."
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| Forum Health Inspector | ^^^ - I think my wife has wanted to do that to a couple of her clients. (Yes, she's a veterinarian.) |
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