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November 13th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | Post; Thanksgiving DivorceA man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
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November 13th, 2005
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  | wow that was easy.   |
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November 13th, 2005
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| Banned  |   |
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November 13th, 2005
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| I am Honor | Ahahahahaaaa!! My gawd man..where u get those from!? that WAS hilarious, made me laugh here
__________________ ~when a man does his best, what else is there? Gen.George S.Patton  |
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January 11th, 2007
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| Cadet Moderator  | That's how it's done.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra |
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January 11th, 2007
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| Centurion | haha well ill have to remember that incase my parents think to use it lol
__________________ I generally try to avoid temptation unless i cant resist Between two evils i always pick the one i havent tried yet~Mae West |
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January 12th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Hehehehehe
__________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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February 9th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | where is my easy button?
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October 30th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | hahahaha....nice.....
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