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February 22nd, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | Post; Texas RancherA man owned a small ranch in Texas. The Texas Wage & Hour Dept. claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well" replied the rancher, "There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works here about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes $10 per week, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night." "That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent. "That would be me," replied the rancher.
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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February 23rd, 2006
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| Chief Engineer | Lol!
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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February 23rd, 2006
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| Optio  | Yip. That about sums it up!!!!
__________________  Planning is something you do while you're doing something else. Quote by John Lennon  |
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February 24th, 2006
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| duke of milforum slayer  | that sounds about right
__________________  C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back |
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February 26th, 2006
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| Centurion | mmmm....bourbon..... 
__________________ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. "I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head!"  |
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February 26th, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | Lol!
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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February 27th, 2006
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| duke of milforum slayer | lol giga one bourbon one scotch and one beer... please |
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February 28th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | smooth...
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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February 28th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Very nice.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra |
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March 2nd, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | Yep thats pretty much how it is! 
__________________  I have the toughest Job in the Corps.....Putting up with a Marine! |
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