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July 18th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Post; Texas is Great Living!!I searched and searched and couldn't find this here, so hopefully I didn't miss it!!  Texas Is Great Living!! Chuck was sitting in an airplane when another fellow took a seat beside him. The new guy was an absolute wreck...pale, hands shaking, biting his nails, and moaning in fear. "Hey, pal, what's the matter?" Chuck asked. "Oh man...I've been transferred to Texas. There're crazy people in Texas. They have shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, high crime rate..." "Hold on," Chuck interrupted. "I've lived in Texas all my life, and it's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good school, and it's as safe as anywhere in the world." The other passenger relaxed, stopped shaking for a moment, and said, "Oh thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?" "Me?" said Chuck. "I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck in Laredo."
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July 18th, 2006
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | hahhha. i havent seen that before. Great one!
__________________ You can't scratch and salute at the same time! That's communist! - LTC Ivens Son, you got a panty on yo' head. - Raising Arizona |
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July 18th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | tail gunner + bread truck= AHHHahahahahahahahaha....Thats great.
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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July 18th, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | Hahahaha!
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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July 18th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | Good one, Sevens.
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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July 18th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | Having to travel two expressways in the Dallas area for a total of 35 miles to work, I mind my business, don't make eye contact, and make sure a spare magazine is within easy reach in case one just won't do.
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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July 18th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | I can see it now...On the subway and headin down to work when some guy sits down across from you...You pull the trusty Times from 2 years ago and open er up...hahahaha |
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July 18th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | Quote:
And I never keep a copy of the Times for more than a year. Last edited by Missileer; July 20th, 2006 at 20:14. | |
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July 18th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | Sorry, expressway. My fault. |
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July 19th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Nice one.
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