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July 18th, 2006   Post 1
Missileer
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Post; Ten Commandments Cowboy Style


Texans have trouble with all them "thees, thous, and shalts" so they broke it down so nobody can say they didn't understand.

Ten Commandments, Cowboy Style.

Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie , Texas .

(1) Jist one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'.
(5) Don't put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another feller's gal.
(7) No killin', `cept maybe rustlers and horse thieves.
( Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff


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July 18th, 2006   Post 2
Rob Henderson
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Yee-haw. Thats ruff-ridin simple ther. That mit evn hep me remembuh all them commandmants n stuff.
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July 19th, 2006   Post 3
tomtom22
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Good one, Missileer
Nuff' said.
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July 19th, 2006   Post 4
Sevens
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Those are great!!!
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July 19th, 2006   Post 5
icecold
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) lol yep those must be the rules
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July 21st, 2006   Post 6
bigcanada813
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just don't go breaking them rules

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July 21st, 2006   Post 7
istealfreefood
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finally i understand what they was sayin all there years
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July 21st, 2006   Post 8
Missileer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by istealfreefood
finally i understand what they was sayin all there years
Jist don't yew fo'git `em pardna!
 
July 21st, 2006   Post 9
Italian Guy
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Haha good ones.
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August 29th, 2006   Post 10
AmericanSweetheart
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Oh now I see..... Maybe I should send these to my ex husband and see if he can see where he went wrong?
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