Topic: TEENAGE TONSILLECTOMY !!

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October 29th, 2005   Post 1
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Post; TEENAGE TONSILLECTOMY !!


A family was on its way to the hospital where the 16-year-old daughter was scheduled to undergo a tonsillectomy. During the ride, the teenager and her parents talked about how the procedure would be performed.

"Dad," the teenager asked, "how are they going to keep my mouth open during the surgery?"

Without hesitation, he said, "They're going to give you a phone."

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October 29th, 2005   Post 2
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:P Not bad at all.
 
October 30th, 2005   Post 3
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October 31st, 2005   Post 4
xander
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LMAO
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October 31st, 2005   Post 5
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January 12th, 2007   Post 6
Rob Henderson
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Ouch. HAHAHA
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February 8th, 2007   Post 7
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that's very good
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October 18th, 2007   Post 8
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hahaha......
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