About Tech Support. May I Help You?
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July 7th, 2006
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| | Tech Support. May I Help You? infoFemale customer: A white one... ================ Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? ================= Customer: I have problems printing in red... Tech support: Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah........ ...........thank you. ================== Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11. ================= Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer:! OK Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work... ===================== Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? =========================== Customer: can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. ========================== Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? ====================== “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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July 8th, 2006
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ROFL! So sad, but true!
Midshipman Third Class Trojan Battalion NROTC |
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July 8th, 2006
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Reminds of my days in computer tech support in South Carolina. Generally the questions weren't as intelligent as those above. "I couldn't get on American Online last night. Was the internets down?" --- Him: I can't get on the internets. Me: Who is your service provider? Him: My what? Me: The company that provides you with internet access...like AOL. Him: You mean American Online? Me: Sure. Him: I don't have one. Me: I'll help you set it up. I walked him through various steps to install AOL and, after about 30 minutes, everything was installed, but we couldn't get a dial tone. Me: Sir, is your computer hooked up correctly? Him: ... Me: Check the phone cord in the back. Plug it in the jack...yadda yadda yadda Him: Phone cord? Me: Right, from the phone jack in the wall to your computer modem. Him: I don't have a telephone. Lemme run borrow my neighbor's. He's got a cordless. Me: ... |
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July 8th, 2006
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Rotflmao
Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine. |
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July 8th, 2006
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Hi, THis is Nuffin ...  .... Nuffin I tell ya ... i will post some of My Experiences later .. |
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July 9th, 2006
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Nice one.
MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra |
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January 7th, 2007
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| |   "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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April 19th, 2007
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oh goodness.. that sounds like my mom when she got her computer
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