Topic: Taxi driver.

USAOwnz · November 10th, 2004

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me."
The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
To which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab. I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

Darkmb101 · November 11th, 2004

Poor guy.

C/2nd Lt Robot · November 11th, 2004

I feel sorry for the cab.

SHERMAN · November 12th, 2004

Italian Guy · November 12th, 2004

Cool.

Sevens · January 16th, 2007

Rotflmao

Team Infidel · January 25th, 2007

poor guy..

AFSteliga · January 25th, 2007

From still to live cargo...that'd be quite the switch.

Rob Henderson · January 26th, 2007

Well..Cant say I dont see his point...

November 10th, 2004	Post 1
USAOwnz Optio	Post; Taxi driver. A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me." The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. To which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab. I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years." __________________ Squirrelly Wrath! \|Congratualations Mr. President!\|Raven\'s Realm\|

November 11th, 2004	Post 2
Darkmb101 Tribunus Laticlavius	Poor guy. __________________ on a permanent vacation....will visit every now and then. see arcade hidden message!!! Life is short and pointless, be happy and live it.

November 11th, 2004	Post 3
C/2nd Lt Robot Tribunus Laticlavius	I feel sorry for the cab. __________________ C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret) NBB '06 Alpha Flight NBB '07 Delta Flight

November 12th, 2004	Post 4
SHERMAN Milforum Moderator Gear	LOL __________________

November 12th, 2004	Post 5
Italian Guy Milforum Hitman Gear	Cool. __________________ "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it". Pericles.

January 16th, 2007	Post 6
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Rotflmao __________________ I tried being good, but I got bored...... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

January 25th, 2007	Post 7
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	poor guy.. __________________

January 25th, 2007	Post 8
AFSteliga Cadet Moderator Gear	From still to live cargo...that'd be quite the switch. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

January 26th, 2007	Post 9
Rob Henderson Milforum Idol	Well..Cant say I dont see his point... __________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie

Topic: Taxi driver.

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