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July 17th, 2003   Post 1
Mark Conley
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Post; Tank Studies


In The US Tank school, the following are defitnitions, as appropriate, by the different organizations that support the tank:

In the tank gunnery school, you are taught that if your tank could move, and communicate but could not shoot, what you had was a worthless tank.

In the tank propulsion school, you are taught if your tank could shoot, and communicate, but could not move, what you had was a worthless tank.

in the tank communication school, you are taught that if your tank can move, and communicate, but can not shoot, what you have essentially is a 52 ton portable radio.

happy tracking tankers!
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February 26th, 2007   Post 2
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hooah....
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February 26th, 2007   Post 3
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Pessimists see a tank as half empty.

Optimists see a tank as half full.
 
March 3rd, 2007   Post 4
tomtom22
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Tanks a lot!
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March 3rd, 2007   Post 5
Rob Henderson
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Originally Posted by tomtom22
Tanks a lot!
Boo. Hahahaha.



LOL...Pretty good joke.
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