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July 28th, 2006   Post 1
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Post; Talk About Well-Trained...


I HAD BEEN in the Army for six months when I was awakened early one Sunday morning by the sound of a siren. Instinctively I jumped out of bed, ran for the exit and stood, half asleep, at attention outside the door. Then my mother switched on the hall light, and I found myself standing at attention, on a weekend pass, outside my own bedroom.

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Bernard Ebsteen

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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July 28th, 2006   Post 2
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WOW.... brainwashed.
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July 29th, 2006   Post 3
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Odd how that happens a lot...
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July 30th, 2006   Post 4
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Kinda like the story that they tell recruits at Parris Island about one guy who tried to run away during Basic. he stole a bike and rode out at night. when he came to the guard post the guard thought he was the son of someone there and just asked what he was doing. the recruit then jumped off the bike, stood at attention and yelled "Sir, this recruit is..."
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July 31st, 2006   Post 5
Rob Henderson
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HAhaha...Brainwashed to the maximum. Hahaha
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July 31st, 2006   Post 6
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Just like me....when I was in JROTC.
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August 4th, 2006   Post 7
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Chris did something like that on our honeymoon knocked me out of the bed.
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February 12th, 2007   Post 8
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big time brainwash
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