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June 17th, 2006   Post 1
AJChenMPH
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Post; Talk About a Letdown!


A YOUNG MAN I had a crush on returned home from a long overseas tour of duty in the Army. As we talked, he told me with great sincerity how glad he was to be back. My heart flew, and I asked him what he had missed most. He looked into my eyes and replied, "Wheel of Fortune."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by K.T.

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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June 17th, 2006   Post 2
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Hahahahaha, so I guess its too early to ask when they are getting married?
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June 17th, 2006   Post 3
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lol
Good to see he had his priorities straight
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June 17th, 2006   Post 4
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Are you sure he didn't mention Jeopardy?
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June 17th, 2006   Post 5
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guess she was the weakest link lol

that was bad i know
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June 17th, 2006   Post 6
rotc boy
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im sure he got some action that night
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Can't tell you how many times I've heard thugs robbing convenience stores say to each other, "Fix bayonets!"
 
January 7th, 2007   Post 7
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that's pretty good
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June 21st, 2008   Post 8
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To the top...
 
June 21st, 2008   Post 9
Sevens
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Hahaha!!
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