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February 12th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Taking A Woman To BedWhat is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ? At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???   
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February 12th, 2006
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| Optio | Nice |
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February 12th, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | Hmm..I'm 18. heheheh. 
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February 12th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Slick.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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February 12th, 2006
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  | Nice.
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February 16th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | ahahahahah
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February 17th, 2006
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| Optio  | So.... that's how u fella's do it.
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February 17th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | What gives? I can still find my bed. 
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June 16th, 2007
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| Centurion | Post; Loved this one, Tom!
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June 16th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | 
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