Topic: "T-G-I-F" vs "S-H-I-T"

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June 9th, 2006   Post 1
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Post; "T-G-I-F" vs "S-H-I-T"


A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "T-G-I-F" means "Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, yes, 'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

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June 10th, 2006   Post 2
MaKa9
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Ha ha ha

NICE!
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June 15th, 2006   Post 3
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Lol!!!! Haha!
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June 15th, 2006   Post 4
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dang thats gotta be a downer on her day lol
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June 15th, 2006   Post 5
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Stupid blonde lol.
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June 15th, 2006   Post 6
FutureDevilDog
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I'll remember that
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June 15th, 2006   Post 7
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HAHAHAHA! Good one.
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October 13th, 2007   Post 8
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i am going to have to remember that one
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October 14th, 2007   Post 9
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Very nice. LOL
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October 14th, 2007   Post 10
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haha.....nice.....
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