Topic: The Swearing Parrot

Mark Conley · June 19th, 2004

There was a man who had a parrot. Now this parrot wasnt just an ordinary parrot, it was a parrot that talked. And mostly what he said was ...vulger.

He had been owned by a former Marine DI, who had taught him all the words in his vocabulary. Now he was the cause of his new owners pain. Girlfriends left him because of the swearing parrot. His mother disowned him. His rent was raised, due to the birds vocabulary. Life was miserable.

One day, the young man was in the kitchen, making his breakfast, when the parrot came in and started swearing up a storm. The young man had finally had enough: it was time to get tough with the bird.

"Parrot" he said. "One more foul thing comes out of your mouth, and your going into the freezer" The parrot just fixed a baleful yellow eye on the young man, and proceeded to describe his mother in colorful terms. "That it" the young man yelled, and it one fluid motion, grabbed the bird, opened the refrigerators freezer compartment, threw the parrot in, and slamed the door.

About five minutes later, the young man heard a knocking on the inside of the freezer door. Curious, he opened the door, and out walked the parrot, which began to speak.

"Sir, I am very aplogetic for my lanquage, which has most certainly caused you the utmost distress. I shall endevor to only speak in the future, in diction and tone that will suit your abodes decorum and rules" Now sir, if I cant be most discrete...May I enquire as to what that chicken in the freezer did to offend you?"

Redneck · June 19th, 2004

That's definitely a classic.

Darkmb101 · June 19th, 2004

that is one smart bird

1217 · August 17th, 2004

Din't know that one yet. Good one!

Patriot_1989tobeyond · October 6th, 2004

Top marks Conley

cpl_clarke · October 6th, 2004

that one brings back memories

AFSteliga · October 7th, 2004

Nice one.

Sevens · January 15th, 2007

Good one!!!

Team Infidel · January 31st, 2007

that is classic

June 19th, 2004	Post 1
Mark Conley Tribuni Angusticlavii	Post; The Swearing Parrot There was a man who had a parrot. Now this parrot wasnt just an ordinary parrot, it was a parrot that talked. And mostly what he said was ...vulger. He had been owned by a former Marine DI, who had taught him all the words in his vocabulary. Now he was the cause of his new owners pain. Girlfriends left him because of the swearing parrot. His mother disowned him. His rent was raised, due to the birds vocabulary. Life was miserable. One day, the young man was in the kitchen, making his breakfast, when the parrot came in and started swearing up a storm. The young man had finally had enough: it was time to get tough with the bird. "Parrot" he said. "One more foul thing comes out of your mouth, and your going into the freezer" The parrot just fixed a baleful yellow eye on the young man, and proceeded to describe his mother in colorful terms. "That it" the young man yelled, and it one fluid motion, grabbed the bird, opened the refrigerators freezer compartment, threw the parrot in, and slamed the door. About five minutes later, the young man heard a knocking on the inside of the freezer door. Curious, he opened the door, and out walked the parrot, which began to speak. "Sir, I am very aplogetic for my lanquage, which has most certainly caused you the utmost distress. I shall endevor to only speak in the future, in diction and tone that will suit your abodes decorum and rules" Now sir, if I cant be most discrete...May I enquire as to what that chicken in the freezer did to offend you?" __________________ “If we should have to fight, we should be prepared to do so from the neck up instead of from the neck down.”— General James H. Doolittle, USAAF

June 19th, 2004	Post 2
Redneck Buttercup	That's definitely a classic. __________________ No boom, no boom, no boom, Amen.

June 19th, 2004	Post 3
Darkmb101 Tribunus Laticlavius	that is one smart bird __________________ on a permanent vacation....will visit every now and then. see arcade hidden message!!! Life is short and pointless, be happy and live it.

August 17th, 2004	Post 4
1217 Primus Pilus	Post; Re: The Swearing Parrot Din't know that one yet. Good one! __________________ "It is not supreme excellence to fight and conquer in all your battles, It is supreme excellence if you break the enemy's resistance without fighting." Sun Tzu, the Art of War

October 6th, 2004	Post 5
Patriot_1989tobeyond Centurion	Top marks Conley __________________ Im cool if you dont agree with me, but, DO NOT get in my face and cocky, and DO NOT insult people, especially leaders!! no matter how much yo hate their guts, no-ones got any right to be haughty!

October 6th, 2004	Post 6
cpl_clarke Centurion	that one brings back memories __________________ Corporal Nathan (Nate) Clarke 2 Section 2/IC 2136 C-Scot-R (Princess Mary's) R.C.(Army).C.C.

October 7th, 2004	Post 7
AFSteliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Nice one. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

January 15th, 2007	Post 8
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Good one!!! __________________ I tried being good, but I got bored...... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

January 31st, 2007	Post 9
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	that is classic __________________

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