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July 6th, 2007
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; SURVIVOR SOUTHERN STYLEBecause of the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled: "SURVIVOR SOUTHERN STYLE" The contestants will start in Alabama , travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina . From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee . They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana, finally ending up back in Alabama Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees; Hillary in 2008, and Deer Hunting is Murder! The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins.
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July 6th, 2007
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | The first one to make it OUT of Alabama will be a winner. 
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July 6th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | No southerner worth their salt would do that though lol....
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July 7th, 2007
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| Milforum Swamp Dweller  | I volunteer my services as a shooter for the show. under commission and with legal consent, of course.
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July 7th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | in my community the gay and deer huntin comment would be what would get them shot. lol |
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July 7th, 2007
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| Milforum Chaplain  | Ha ha, what a hoot. Good one Tomtom. Australia's north is similar to the USA's south and the reception for contestants would be the same. |
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July 7th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster |  Good one
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July 7th, 2007
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | I plan to be waiting with a shotgun for those guys to come into North Carolina. I aint letting somethin like that in here!
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July 10th, 2007
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| Cadet Moderator   | Nice one.
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July 10th, 2007
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| Tribunus Laticlavius  | Quote:
Been done. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lMVWRcrRkY
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