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February 13th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Are you sure you're doing it right?A sergeant in my Army bomb-clearing detail was asked to conduct a class for a group of visiting officers. Needing a prop to demonstrate, the sergeant retrieved a live bomb from the impact area. One class member, a second lieutenant, seemed nervous about a live bomb being used for the demo. He kept interrupting the class with, "Sergeant, I know you've done this before, but are you sure that you're doing it right?" After the fourth interruption, a voice called from the back of the room, "Lieutenant, I guarantee that in all your military career, you'll never meet anyone who's done this before and done it wrong!" — Joke contributed by Darrell Smith Courtesy of READER'S DIGEST
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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February 13th, 2006
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  | 
__________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran  Semper Fortis |
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February 13th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | True enough.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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February 14th, 2006
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| Forum Health Inspector | The good LT obviously forgot the golden rule: an NCO will always know how to do it right! 
__________________  Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8 |
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February 14th, 2006
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| Tirones | If at first you don't succeed, EOD is not for you...  |
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February 16th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | Quote:
__________________  I have the toughest Job in the Corps.....Putting up with a Marine! | |
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February 21st, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | Haha!
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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February 21st, 2006
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| duke of milforum slayer  | funny lol and true
__________________  C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back |
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March 3rd, 2006
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | That is priceless! |
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March 6th, 2006
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| I am Honor | oh I get it, heh
__________________ ~when a man does his best, what else is there? Gen.George S.Patton  |
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