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tomtom22 · July 27th, 2005

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even...

Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.

implicature · July 27th, 2005

man those ice cream trucks get ya every time

fronzz · August 3rd, 2005

ROFLMAO!

babyboy4u363 · August 3rd, 2005

pml. niiiiiiice

Charge 7 · August 4th, 2005

Now you know why he's called the Good Humor Man.

LIPS · August 4th, 2005

funny

Themrose89 · August 5th, 2005

Thats rich...

behemoth79 · August 6th, 2005

ey if i had to go, that would prolly be the way i would want to go.

AmericanSweetheart · August 7th, 2005

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Originally Posted by behemoth79

ey if i had to go, that would prolly be the way i would want to go.

I agree that has to be the best way to die!

ghost457 · August 7th, 2005

^^^^ i agree, lol, an ice cream truck!!!!

July 27th, 2005	#1
tomtom22	Sunday Morning Sex info I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling... Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even... Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along. "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

July 27th, 2005	#2
implicature	man those ice cream trucks get ya every time If you don't make your own decisions someone else will. If you don't make yourself happy... no one else will. If you want to make God laugh just tell him your plans!

August 4th, 2005	#5
Charge 7	Now you know why he's called the Good Humor Man. "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

August 4th, 2005	#6
LIPS	funny Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

August 5th, 2005	#7
Themrose89	Thats rich... Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is face. James Baldwin.

August 6th, 2005	#8
behemoth79	ey if i had to go, that would prolly be the way i would want to go. si deum nobiscum, quis contra? AS LONG AS DIXIE STILL EXISTS,THIS COUNTRY WILL NEVER FALL

August 7th, 2005	#10
ghost457	^^^^ i agree, lol, an ice cream truck!!!!

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