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May 31st, 2006
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| Centurion | Post; SunbathingA man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him. The first says to him, "Have you ever been hugged?" The man shakes his head, and she leans down and gives him a hug. The second says to him, "Have you ever been kissed?" He shakes his head. She kisses him. Rather abruptly, the third girl asks, "Have you ever been ****ed?" "No," says the man, his eyes lighting up. "Well, you are now, The tide's coming in."  :P |
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May 31st, 2006
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Doh!!!
__________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck |
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May 31st, 2006
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| Centurion | Glad I´m not that guy  Atleast he god some snuggle before he died... |
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May 31st, 2006
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| Milites Gregarius | Hehe...nice one Maka9 |
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May 31st, 2006
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| Forum Barbecuer | OMG, I have problems controlling myself - good post!  |
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May 31st, 2006
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| Centurion | Quote:
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May 31st, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | funny
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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June 1st, 2006
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  |  Quote:
__________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran  Semper Fortis | |
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June 1st, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | lol dat suked i tot the girl was gonna do the guy haha (im a sad guy too i needa get laid..)
__________________ May 15, 2009 Commissioning in Dress Blues!!  |
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June 1st, 2006
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! | Join the club,JulesLee. |
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