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October 17th, 2007   #1
senojekips
 
 

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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now...
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No lapdancers
No football
No darts
No golf
No pubs
No strip joints
No BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish
No pizza
No wine
No beer


Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
More wailing from the guy in the minaret.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?


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October 17th, 2007   #2
Team Infidel
 
 
hahahah


 
October 17th, 2007   #3
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahahaha......no wonder...


"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne
 



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