About Suicide Bombers
|October 17th, 2007||#1|
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Suicide Bombers info
No strip joints
No hot dogs
No chocolate chip cookies
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
More wailing from the guy in the minaret.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?