Topic: suggestions for a lowly cadet?

army jrotc boy · March 12th, 2004

im in my schools jrotc program and we do pt every so often
its great but the down side is we have

cadneces
all clean cut and bowtied to make sure you look like the wus in school
even the girls in the platoon think there bad

for example...

We are south lakes seahawks
*Repeat*
And we like to study
*R*
study study
*r*
study all night long
*r*
study to the break of dawn
*r*

some times the platoon leader changes study with party
but then were all chewed out by the SAI and the AI

so im asking if ther are any good cadences

something that doesn't involve green berets knifing comies
and something fellow students can respect rather than give them something to mock me with 6th period

(some people think its cute that little kids run on the track shouting rated G cadences but its serious bs)

dragon_master_gunner · March 12th, 2004

Politically correct liberal ACLU rears it's ugly head. You can't even say "Party" in a cadence? Please disregard any cadence I post. You'll get expelled.

Redneck · March 12th, 2004

1-2-3-4

You can't count to 5

.................................................. .................
Yeah....I'm kind of in the same boat as master_gunner, don't know many clean ones.

Oh:

A-10 A-10
Flying high
Kill those commies from the sky

NA-PALM STICKS TO FLESH...... there we go again.

FutureRANGER · March 12th, 2004

I was run leader for football and I would always teach everyone cadences. Once I made one up that went like this. You should use it when the AI and SAI aren't around, your buddies will love you. Pardon my language

[insert principal's last name] staring us in the fa-ace,
Thinks s/he runs the whole damn place!
Dumass Fatass Uglyass too,
All we gotta say is FU-UCK YOU!

We hate our princiapl, and it fits her perfectly.

diplomatic_means · March 12th, 2004

Here's a couple of my favorites. You could alter them to your purposes but they are clean nonetheless. repeat every line after the platoon leader

Born to be a Marine
-------------------
TALKIN TO MY DADDY ON HIS DYING BED
WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE THIS IS WHAT HE SAID
WHEN I CAME OUT OF MY MOTHERS WOMB
I FOUND MYSELF IN THE DELIVERY ROOM
ALL BLOODY AND WHITE I RAPPELLED TO THE FLOOR
CUT THE UMBILICAL AND CRAWLED TO THE DOOR
CRUISED THE WARD AND I'M LOOKIN GOOD
BABY LITTLE MARINE LIKE I SHOULD
CAMOUFLAGE DIAPER BLACK BABY SHOES
BUTTER KNIFE SWORD AND BABY DRESS BLUES
HUMVEE STROLLER TRICYCLE TANK
THREE DIAPER PINS ON MY COLLER FOR RANK
DOWN THE HALL I HEARD SOME CRYING LIKE HECK
WALKED RIGHT IN CALLED ATTENTION ON DECK
LISTEN UP WIMPS I'M IN COMMAND
ALL YOUR CRYIN AND YOUR SNIVELIN I WILL NOT STAND
THEY SAID AYE AYE SIR AND I HAD IT MADE
I WAS COMMANDING OFFICER OF THE BABY BRIGADE

FUN RUN
--------------------

OH YEAH
A LITTLE RUN
JUST FOR FUN
MILE ONE
JUST FOR FUN
MILE TWO
JUST FOR YOU
MILE THREE
JUST FOR ME
MILE FOUR
GIVE ME MORE
GIVE ME MORE!!
MILE FIVE
I AM ALIVE
I AM ALIVE!!
MILE SIX
JUST FOR KICKS
MILE SEVEN
I AM IN HEAVEN
MILE EIGHT
FEELS GREAT
MILE NINE
RIGHT ON TIME
MILE TEN
LET'S DO IT AGAIN
LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!

army jrotc boy · March 12th, 2004

niiiice thanks alot i can't use the marine one since were army jrotc ><

the mile one is pretty good seeing it has nothing to do with studing and getting good grades

i've seen pretty bad cadences from lejune and boline but i wouldn't even dare say them in ear shot of the AI's

thanks a bunch

samirine · March 13th, 2004

Wow. Just, wow. Looks like ya'll need some serious help here.

How's about the "My Granny" one? That's clean. It goes something like this...

<repeat every line>
When my Granny was 91 she did PT just for fun!
When my Granny was 92 she did PT better than you!
When my Granny was 93 she did PT better than me!
When my Granny was 94 she did PT and asked for more!
When my Granny was 95 she did PT to stay alive!
When my Granny was 96 she did PT just for kicks!
When my Granny was 97 she just died and went to heaven!
She met saint peter at the pearly gate
She said "Oh gee Saint Peter I hope I'm not late"
Saint Peter said with a big ol' grin...
"Drop down granny and give me ten!"

There is also a chorus part in between each verse where you add the age and the last bit for example after 95:: (you stop this after the 97 and the last four lines stand alone with no chorus and don't forget to repeat every line)

95!
Stay Alive!
94!
Asked for more!
93!
Better than me!
92!
Better than you!
91!
Just for Fun!

Wow, that's a long post, hope that helps!

samirine · March 13th, 2004

Sorry to flood this, but I found/remembered another few shorter ones.

For general PT (repeat every line)

Thunder, Lighting, Drizzle And Rain
Nothing but PT is on my brain
Push-ups, Sit-ups, 3 mile runs
These are the things that we do for fun

or

We got the fever, we're hot, we can't be stopped
Me and my cadre like to play this game
Some call it PT some call it a train
We all line up in a single file line
And take our time calling double-time
Heeeeeeeeey we want some PT
Heeeeeeeeey give me some PT
And when it's my turn I run out of luck
I go to call cadence and i get stuck
I Always say before I quit
C-130 rolling down the strip

or

Standing tall and looking good
We ought to be in hollywood
Standing tall and looking proud
Looking sharp and singing loud
Dress to the right and cover down
Forty inches all around
Lift your head and hold it high
The United States Army is running by

and this one might be a little edgy if they won't even let you say Party but you can always try

Around her head she wore a yellow ribbon
She wore it in the spring time and in the early month of may
And if you ask her why the hell she wore it
She wore it for the young soldier who's far far away
Around the block she pushed a baby carriage
She pushed it in the spring time and in the early month of may
And if you ask her why the hell she pushed it
She pushed it for the young soldier who's far far away
Behind the door her daddy kept a shotgun
He kept it in the spring time and in the early month of may
And if you ask him why the hell he kept it
He kept it to blow the young soldier's ass far away

army jrotc boy · March 19th, 2004

believe it or not the granny one was apparently banned due to the religious remark near the end with saint peter and jazz^^

the other ones are good...yellow ribbon girl is out of the question

Darkmb101 · March 28th, 2004

heres another one i found.

Here we go again
Same old stuff again
Marching down the avenue
Few more days and we'll be through
I won't have to look at you
So, I'll be glad and so will you

March 12th, 2004	Post 1
army jrotc boy Milites Gregarius	Post; suggestions for a lowly cadet? im in my schools jrotc program and we do pt every so often its great but the down side is we have cadneces all clean cut and bowtied to make sure you look like the wus in school even the girls in the platoon think there bad for example... We are south lakes seahawks Repeat And we like to study R study study r study all night long r study to the break of dawn r some times the platoon leader changes study with party but then were all chewed out by the SAI and the AI so im asking if ther are any good cadences something that doesn't involve green berets knifing comies and something fellow students can respect rather than give them something to mock me with 6th period (some people think its cute that little kids run on the track shouting rated G cadences but its serious bs) __________________ Ecclesiastes 3 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted; A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing; A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away; A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak; A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.

March 12th, 2004	Post 2
dragon_master_gunner Immunes	Politically correct liberal ACLU rears it's ugly head. You can't even say "Party" in a cadence? Please disregard any cadence I post. You'll get expelled. __________________ \"Each man will charge forward to the very end, irrespective of the cost in casualties. There will be no halt and no retreat. There will only be the assault and the advance. - Gen Israel Tal Israel,1967\"

March 12th, 2004	Post 3
Redneck Buttercup	1-2-3-4 You can't count to 5 .................................................. ................. Yeah....I'm kind of in the same boat as master_gunner, don't know many clean ones. Oh: A-10 A-10 Flying high Kill those commies from the sky NA-PALM STICKS TO FLESH...... there we go again. __________________ No boom, no boom, no boom, Amen.

March 28th, 2004	Post 10
Darkmb101 Tribunus Laticlavius	heres another one i found. Here we go again Same old stuff again Marching down the avenue Few more days and we'll be through I won't have to look at you So, I'll be glad and so will you __________________ on a permanent vacation....will visit every now and then. see arcade hidden message!!! Life is short and pointless, be happy and live it.

March 12th, 2004	Post 4
FutureRANGER Tribuni Angusticlavii	I was run leader for football and I would always teach everyone cadences. Once I made one up that went like this. You should use it when the AI and SAI aren't around, your buddies will love you. Pardon my language [insert principal's last name] staring us in the fa-ace, Thinks s/he runs the whole damn place! Dumass Fatass Uglyass too, All we gotta say is FU-UCK YOU! We hate our princiapl, and it fits her perfectly.

March 12th, 2004	Post 5
diplomatic_means Centurion	Here's a couple of my favorites. You could alter them to your purposes but they are clean nonetheless. repeat every line after the platoon leader Born to be a Marine ------------------- TALKIN TO MY DADDY ON HIS DYING BED WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE THIS IS WHAT HE SAID WHEN I CAME OUT OF MY MOTHERS WOMB I FOUND MYSELF IN THE DELIVERY ROOM ALL BLOODY AND WHITE I RAPPELLED TO THE FLOOR CUT THE UMBILICAL AND CRAWLED TO THE DOOR CRUISED THE WARD AND I'M LOOKIN GOOD BABY LITTLE MARINE LIKE I SHOULD CAMOUFLAGE DIAPER BLACK BABY SHOES BUTTER KNIFE SWORD AND BABY DRESS BLUES HUMVEE STROLLER TRICYCLE TANK THREE DIAPER PINS ON MY COLLER FOR RANK DOWN THE HALL I HEARD SOME CRYING LIKE HECK WALKED RIGHT IN CALLED ATTENTION ON DECK LISTEN UP WIMPS I'M IN COMMAND ALL YOUR CRYIN AND YOUR SNIVELIN I WILL NOT STAND THEY SAID AYE AYE SIR AND I HAD IT MADE I WAS COMMANDING OFFICER OF THE BABY BRIGADE FUN RUN -------------------- OH YEAH A LITTLE RUN JUST FOR FUN MILE ONE JUST FOR FUN MILE TWO JUST FOR YOU MILE THREE JUST FOR ME MILE FOUR GIVE ME MORE GIVE ME MORE!! MILE FIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE!! MILE SIX JUST FOR KICKS MILE SEVEN I AM IN HEAVEN MILE EIGHT FEELS GREAT MILE NINE RIGHT ON TIME MILE TEN LET'S DO IT AGAIN LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!

March 12th, 2004	Post 6
army jrotc boy Milites Gregarius	niiiice thanks alot i can't use the marine one since were army jrotc >< the mile one is pretty good seeing it has nothing to do with studing and getting good grades i've seen pretty bad cadences from lejune and boline but i wouldn't even dare say them in ear shot of the AI's thanks a bunch

March 13th, 2004	Post 7
samirine Immunes	Wow. Just, wow. Looks like ya'll need some serious help here. How's about the "My Granny" one? That's clean. It goes something like this... <repeat every line> When my Granny was 91 she did PT just for fun! When my Granny was 92 she did PT better than you! When my Granny was 93 she did PT better than me! When my Granny was 94 she did PT and asked for more! When my Granny was 95 she did PT to stay alive! When my Granny was 96 she did PT just for kicks! When my Granny was 97 she just died and went to heaven! She met saint peter at the pearly gate She said "Oh gee Saint Peter I hope I'm not late" Saint Peter said with a big ol' grin... "Drop down granny and give me ten!" There is also a chorus part in between each verse where you add the age and the last bit for example after 95:: (you stop this after the 97 and the last four lines stand alone with no chorus and don't forget to repeat every line) 95! Stay Alive! 94! Asked for more! 93! Better than me! 92! Better than you! 91! Just for Fun! Wow, that's a long post, hope that helps!

March 13th, 2004	Post 8
samirine Immunes	Sorry to flood this, but I found/remembered another few shorter ones. For general PT (repeat every line) Thunder, Lighting, Drizzle And Rain Nothing but PT is on my brain Push-ups, Sit-ups, 3 mile runs These are the things that we do for fun or We got the fever, we're hot, we can't be stopped Me and my cadre like to play this game Some call it PT some call it a train We all line up in a single file line And take our time calling double-time Heeeeeeeeey we want some PT Heeeeeeeeey give me some PT And when it's my turn I run out of luck I go to call cadence and i get stuck I Always say before I quit C-130 rolling down the strip or Standing tall and looking good We ought to be in hollywood Standing tall and looking proud Looking sharp and singing loud Dress to the right and cover down Forty inches all around Lift your head and hold it high The United States Army is running by and this one might be a little edgy if they won't even let you say Party but you can always try Around her head she wore a yellow ribbon She wore it in the spring time and in the early month of may And if you ask her why the hell she wore it She wore it for the young soldier who's far far away Around the block she pushed a baby carriage She pushed it in the spring time and in the early month of may And if you ask her why the hell she pushed it She pushed it for the young soldier who's far far away Behind the door her daddy kept a shotgun He kept it in the spring time and in the early month of may And if you ask him why the hell he kept it He kept it to blow the young soldier's ass far away

March 19th, 2004	Post 9
army jrotc boy Milites Gregarius	believe it or not the granny one was apparently banned due to the religious remark near the end with saint peter and jazz^^ the other ones are good...yellow ribbon girl is out of the question

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