Topic: It sucks to be a bride sometimes!

AmericanSweetheart · January 19th, 2005

There was this guy who lived in my state who got married last weekend and had a pretty interesting tost. He stood up and said " I'd like to thank all of the 300 guests of family and friends for coming to our wedding. I'd like to thank the bride's parents for paying for the 400,000$ wedding and reception. To show my thanks I have taped a small gift under each of your chairs." As each of the guests pulled out the small gray envelopes from under their chairs the bride screams and faints. There in all the envelopes were pictures of the bride having sex with the best man. He ended with "Thank you and I'm out of here."

C/2nd Lt Robot · January 24th, 2005

Sry to burst your bubble on this one. But I think i've seen this here before.
Edit: My bad, it was one similar to it.
http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...pic.php?t=6164

Darcia · January 24th, 2005

okay.....

bllrby2104 · January 24th, 2005

nice

NCdt Steliga · January 24th, 2005

Nice.

AmericanSweetheart · January 24th, 2005

pop pop pop the sound of my bubbles being bursted! My theater teacher told us that one but I guess someone had told her wrong.

rotc boy · January 24th, 2005

wow, we pop a lot of your bubbles sweetheart

AmericanSweetheart · January 24th, 2005

yes you do and its really mean!

C/2nd Lt Robot · January 24th, 2005

my bad.

Charge 7 · January 24th, 2005

Background tune: "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles"

January 19th, 2005	Post 1
AmericanSweetheart Primus Pilus Gear	Post; It sucks to be a bride sometimes! There was this guy who lived in my state who got married last weekend and had a pretty interesting tost. He stood up and said " I'd like to thank all of the 300 guests of family and friends for coming to our wedding. I'd like to thank the bride's parents for paying for the 400,000$ wedding and reception. To show my thanks I have taped a small gift under each of your chairs." As each of the guests pulled out the small gray envelopes from under their chairs the bride screams and faints. There in all the envelopes were pictures of the bride having sex with the best man. He ended with "Thank you and I'm out of here." __________________ I have the toughest Job in the Corps.....Putting up with a Marine!

January 24th, 2005	Post 2
C/2nd Lt Robot Tribunus Laticlavius	Sry to burst your bubble on this one. But I think i've seen this here before. Edit: My bad, it was one similar to it. http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...pic.php?t=6164 __________________ C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret) NBB '06 Alpha Flight NBB '07 Delta Flight

January 24th, 2005	Post 3
Darcia Tribuni Angusticlavii	okay..... __________________ ^_^

January 24th, 2005	Post 4
bllrby2104 Primus Pilus	nice __________________ You just cant beat the person who never gives up. I have not failed. I\'ve just found 10,000 ways that won\'t work. \"A boat is a boat. But a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat. You know how much we\'ve wanted to have a boat. We\'ll take the mystery box.\"-Peter Griffin He who laughs last, thinks the slowest. (representin da ((«)) crew)(pm to get the 411)

January 24th, 2005	Post 5
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Nice. __________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra

Topic: It sucks to be a bride sometimes!

Post; It sucks to be a bride sometimes!

Post; POP

Post; tear*

January 24th, 2005	Post 6
AmericanSweetheart Primus Pilus Gear	Post; POP pop pop pop the sound of my bubbles being bursted! My theater teacher told us that one but I guess someone had told her wrong.

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AmericanSweetheart Primus Pilus Gear	Post; tear* yes you do and its really mean!

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C/2nd Lt Robot Tribunus Laticlavius	my bad.

January 24th, 2005	Post 10
Charge 7 Master Gunner	Background tune: "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles" __________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia