Topic: stutterer

OORAH · August 21st, 2006

Mrs. Smith, a 1st grade teacher, was giving a lesson on the animals of the world, and she started out by saying that the human is the only animal out of all the animals that stutters. Well, little suzie in the front row shot her hand straight up into the air, desperately wanted to get Mrs. Smith's attention. Finally, after ignoring her for a short while, she goes " what is it suzie?"

"well, I think you're wrong" Little suzie proudly said

"what do you mean" Mrs. Smith asked, not knowing what she was wrong about.

"the human is NOT the only animal in the world that stutters" suzie said with utmost confidence.

"is that so, well, what other animal stutters?" Mrs. Smith askes, knowing she is correct, hoping for a cute response.

"well, yesterday, I was outside playing with my kitty, when he started to walk over to the fence thats around the neighboors yard. They have a big rotweiler, who has wanted to eat my kitty for a long time. I yelled for me kitty, just as the rotweiler ran right at the fence, and jumped clean over it. While it was in the air, my kitty went, FFFF FFFFF FFFFF FFFF"

(you ready for this)

"but before it could say F**K the dog had already gotten to it."

Team Infidel · August 21st, 2006

Lol......

Rob Henderson · August 22nd, 2006

Heh...Thats good...

istealfreefood · August 22nd, 2006

haha, nice one

Sevens · August 22nd, 2006

LOL Funny!

tomtom22 · August 22nd, 2006

That's pretty funny!

NCdt Steliga · August 22nd, 2006

Good one.

OORAH · August 22nd, 2006

to make it even funnier, the guy who told me that was like 90 years old, and actually said F**K, really really loudly to.

Padre · August 24th, 2006

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Rob Henderson · August 24th, 2006

Stuttering Stanley, Stuttering Stanley! Haha...That was a freaky movie... anway, very nice Padre. haha, i like the add on.

August 21st, 2006	Post 1
OORAH Primus Pilus	Post; stutterer Mrs. Smith, a 1st grade teacher, was giving a lesson on the animals of the world, and she started out by saying that the human is the only animal out of all the animals that stutters. Well, little suzie in the front row shot her hand straight up into the air, desperately wanted to get Mrs. Smith's attention. Finally, after ignoring her for a short while, she goes " what is it suzie?" "well, I think you're wrong" Little suzie proudly said "what do you mean" Mrs. Smith asked, not knowing what she was wrong about. "the human is NOT the only animal in the world that stutters" suzie said with utmost confidence. "is that so, well, what other animal stutters?" Mrs. Smith askes, knowing she is correct, hoping for a cute response. "well, yesterday, I was outside playing with my kitty, when he started to walk over to the fence thats around the neighboors yard. They have a big rotweiler, who has wanted to eat my kitty for a long time. I yelled for me kitty, just as the rotweiler ran right at the fence, and jumped clean over it. While it was in the air, my kitty went, FFFF FFFFF FFFFF FFFF" (you ready for this) "but before it could say F**K the dog had already gotten to it." __________________ And shepards we shall be For thee, My Lord, for thee Power hath descended forth from thy hand That our feet may quickly carry out thy command So we shall flow a river forth to thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti Veritas, Aequitas

August 21st, 2006	Post 2
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	Lol...... __________________

August 22nd, 2006	Post 3
Rob Henderson Milforum Idol	Heh...Thats good... __________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie

August 22nd, 2006	Post 4
istealfreefood Tribuni Angusticlavii Gear	haha, nice one __________________ You can't scratch and salute at the same time! That's communist! - LTC Ivens

August 22nd, 2006	Post 5
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	LOL Funny! __________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

August 22nd, 2006	Post 6
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	That's pretty funny! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

August 22nd, 2006	Post 7
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Good one. __________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra

August 22nd, 2006	Post 8
OORAH Primus Pilus	to make it even funnier, the guy who told me that was like 90 years old, and actually said F**K, really really loudly to.

August 24th, 2006	Post 9
Padre Milforum Chaplain Gear	th th th th th th that ja ja ja ja ja joke e e e e e e is ja ja ja ja just pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa plain th th th th th th th th tha tha tha thilly.

August 24th, 2006	Post 10
Rob Henderson Milforum Idol	Stuttering Stanley, Stuttering Stanley! Haha...That was a freaky movie... anway, very nice Padre. haha, i like the add on.

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