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| Centurion | Because im a monkey Where am I? |
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| God of Scones | With the SCONES! Would you like a didgeridoo?
__________________ The next couple that sits at a stop light and sucks face and ignores their changed light is getting pushed out into oncoming traffic by me. No exceptions. |
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| | Post 63 |
| Spam King | with our without flies? what comes on a cheese sandwich?
__________________ When did "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death!" become "Give up your liberties or we're all gonna die?" |
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| | Post 64 |
| God of Scones | everything but the kitchen sink. Is it a good idea to treat piss bottles with extra-strength Icy Hot? |
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| | Post 65 |
| Spam King | sure, why not? should I drink this gasoline? |
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| | Post 66 |
| Can you hear me now? | I don't know. Why don't you drink it and wait? Why am I cutting myself by my own knife?
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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| Spam King | because you love yourself. what is love? |
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| God of Scones | A prolonged form of suicide. Should I ask if the Irish MP's are after "me frosted lucky charms"? |
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| Spam King | sure, I'm sure they'll answer you honestly while they're beating you. is that hollandaise sauce? |
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| Milforum's Postmaster | only if it has vinager in it do you have any grey pupon? |
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