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| Forum Brat | Purple. Why must it be so cold?
__________________ Woe to the man or woman who thinks that the capacity to kill is not lurking behind these civilized eyes. -- James Woods Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Because the bananas are touching the monkey. Do nickels have pictures of bumblebees on them? |
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| Spam King | why yes, how did you know? A perch is a bird, right?
__________________ Ooo! Look At The Grouse... Everybody's talkin' at me I can't hear a word they're sayin' Just driving around in Jon Voight's car |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Only if the bird is in Mexico. If I kicked you in the testicles would it give you a thrombosis?
__________________ God is my co-pilot, but the devil's my bombardier. |
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| Caesar | You can't kick that high to try Why isn't the sky red?
__________________ "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug." |
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| Spam King | it is, you're just colorblind. Why can't I live in my fantasy world? |
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| Caesar | 2nd Life has an opening Why doesn't an alarm clock has to go off? |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Because the wookalar got to it. If you get in trouble in Australia, are you in deep didgeridoo? |
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| Spam King | is that a question? (that's my question and answer) |
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| Caesar | No.... do pigs give out beef? |
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