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January 3rd, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Running is hard for them. What color is the grass?
__________________ Woe to the man or woman who thinks that the capacity to kill is not lurking behind these civilized eyes. -- James Woods Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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January 3rd, 2008
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| Can you hear me now?  | Green. Why are the grasses green?
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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January 3rd, 2008
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| Caesar | because they can't be blue Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed????
__________________ "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug." |
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January 3rd, 2008
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Only when the moon is rainbow colored. How do people come up with threads like this? |
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January 3rd, 2008
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| Caesar | They have a monkey helping them How come wrong numbers are never busy? |
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January 3rd, 2008
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| Spam King | because they're expecting you to call. What day is Christmas on?
__________________ Ooo! Look At The Grouse... Everybody's talkin' at me I can't hear a word they're sayin' Just driving around in Jon Voight's car |
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January 3rd, 2008
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| Caesar | that one day Why do they call it a circle? |
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January 3rd, 2008
| Post 18 |
| Spam King | cuz it has no curved lines. what is a dog? |
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January 3rd, 2008
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| Centurion | A hairy version of you.. Why am I here? |
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January 3rd, 2008
| Post 20 |
| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Because the asylum was full. How many licks DOES it take to reach the center of a tootsie pop? |
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