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| | Post 101 |
| God of Scones | because al gore was taken. What is 2 plus 2?
__________________ The next couple that sits at a stop light and sucks face and ignores their changed light is getting pushed out into oncoming traffic by me. No exceptions. |
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| | Post 102 |
| Can you hear me now? | Zero. where are the grasses and trees in jungle?
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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| | Post 103 |
| Spam King | in the sky why Dan Quayle?
__________________ When did "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death!" become "Give up your liberties or we're all gonna die?" |
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| | Post 104 |
| Can you hear me now? | Because he's here? Why there are the flowers? |
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| | Post 105 |
| God of Scones | because people are shrinking. Why am I cannot able to connect? |
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| | Post 106 |
| Spam King | Because your base are belong to us. What's That? Ham? |
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| | Post 107 |
| God of Scones | No, it's lungbutter! why do we have the wookalar? |
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| | Post 108 |
| Spam King | because the other wookalar was already taken. Was that the can opener? |
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| | Post 109 |
| Can you hear me now? | No, it's ground. Why do we have to read the signs on the side of the roads? |
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| | Post 110 |
| God of Scones | Because the mexicans want to turn the US into New New Mexico. why does the grass grow? |
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