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| Spam King | Post; Stuck in a boxYou are stuck in a room with no windows doors or exits. If you do not get out you will die. There is one light on the ceiling. There is a mirror sitting face up on a table in the middle of the room. The walls of the room are steel, as are the floor and ceiling. The table is made of wood. How do you get out? (THINK FIGURATIVELY BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN) -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- - - - - - - - 5 -- -- -- -- 4 -- -- -- 3 -- -- 2 -- 1 - - - - - - - - - Okay now for the answer You look in the mirror, and see what you saw. You take the saw and cut the table in half. 2 halves make a whole. You climb through the hole.
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| Forum Brat | Very nice, TOG. Very nice. LOL
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Haha that sure does make a lot of sense
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| Milforum's Postmaster | jokes people come up with with they are stoned... gotta love'em
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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Word play!
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| Can you hear me now? | Heh...that does make me sense. Good one, TOG.
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Quote:
Have heard this joke before. Meh...
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| Cadet Moderator ![]() | That's a good one.
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