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April 4th, 2007   Post 1
The Other Guy
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Post; Stuck in a box


You are stuck in a room with no windows doors or exits. If you do not get out you will die. There is one light on the ceiling. There is a mirror sitting face up on a table in the middle of the room. The walls of the room are steel, as are the floor and ceiling. The table is made of wood. How do you get out?

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Okay now for the answer

You look in the mirror, and see what you saw. You take the saw and cut the table in half. 2 halves make a whole. You climb through the hole.
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April 4th, 2007   Post 2
Sevens
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Very nice, TOG. Very nice. LOL
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April 4th, 2007   Post 3
philam15
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Haha that sure does make a lot of sense
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April 4th, 2007   Post 4
Team Infidel
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jokes people come up with with they are stoned... gotta love'em
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April 6th, 2007   Post 5
tomtom22
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Word play!
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April 7th, 2007   Post 6
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Heh...that does make me sense. Good one, TOG.
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April 7th, 2007   Post 7
Marinerhodes
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Infidel
jokes people come up with with they are stoned... gotta love'em


Have heard this joke before. Meh...
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April 8th, 2007   Post 8
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That's a good one.
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