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October 6th, 2005   Post 31
tomtom22
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Willy had a little brother named Peter, and when they walked down the street , everybody said "hey, there goes Willy n' Peter.
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October 6th, 2005   Post 32
MightyMacbeth
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yep, and that bothered little young Willy so much that one day he..
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October 6th, 2005   Post 33
Rabs
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..... tried real hard but that special something just wouldnt come out of his





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So he lowered his expectations and like a rejected fratboy going home with a fat chick...
Personal experience?
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October 6th, 2005   Post 34
MightyMacbeth
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mouth. Years passed and now , little Willy is 20. He decided..
 
October 6th, 2005   Post 35
FutureDevilDog
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...he'd get a job
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October 6th, 2005   Post 36
MightyMacbeth
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so he thought of becoming a detective..
 
October 6th, 2005   Post 37
FutureDevilDog
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But, he was mentally retarded and died on the way to the police station.

THE END

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One day a little puppy ran away from home...
 
October 6th, 2005   Post 38
Springfield
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The little puppy saw a young boy and ran to him as fast as he could.
 
October 6th, 2005   Post 39
FutureDevilDog
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He then continued to attack the little boy...
 
October 6th, 2005   Post 40
Springfield
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But just then, the little boy pulled out a shotgun! (lol)