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March 18th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; StethoscopeOn the way to pre-school, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. "Be still, my heart," thought the doctor, "my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!" Then the child spoke into the instrument, "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
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March 18th, 2008
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| God of Scones | That's what my stepdad says will be my motto if I don't make it into the military because of grades.
__________________ Larynx, Spine Lungs, Liver, Jugular, Subclavian Artery, Kidney, Heart. Now which will be my strike point? |
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March 18th, 2008
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| Caesar | LOL... That is sad!
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March 18th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Sad, but funny. 
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March 18th, 2008
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| God of Scones | Hey! I've only gone to summer school ONCE in my life. |
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March 19th, 2008
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| Milites Gregarius  | funny, good thing that that child has a few years to improve before she starts looking for a job. |
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March 19th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | Quote:
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March 19th, 2008
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| God of Scones | He's the one who got me into wanting to join the army. Mike's father was a drill instructor and taught him almost everything he knows. By age eight Mike was a qualified sniper, when he got out of High School he had recruiters at his door offering him to go to West Point. But yeah, Mikes dad was a badass as well. He recieved the Non-Commisioned Officer of the Army of the Year Award. And the one cool thing, he's training me!  |
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March 20th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Sad commentary on the state of today's education system.
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March 20th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | Quote:
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