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June 1st, 2006
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| Centurion | Post; Sponge...Little Johnny's mother is taking a bath, having recently been discharged from hospital where she had all of her pubic hair removed. Johnny comes into the bathroom as she's drying off, and asks her what happened to the hair. "I've lost my sponge," she says, and sends Johnny to play. A few moments later, Johnny reappears and tells his mother he thinks he's found her sponge, "Oh, really," his mum asks. "Where is it?" Johnny answers, "The lady next door is washing daddy's face with it." Erm... heh 
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June 1st, 2006
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| Milites Gregarius | Hehe...good one MaKa9! |
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June 1st, 2006
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| Centurion | Thnx |
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June 1st, 2006
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| Forum Barbecuer | Hehe, good one... Cheers Do you know any good "Kari Kari" and "Johnny Johnny" jokes?  Last edited by sunb!; June 1st, 2006 at 08:52. |
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June 1st, 2006
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| Centurion | He he I´ll see what I can disch out |
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June 1st, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | Raunchy, but funny!
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June 1st, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | I'd hate to be daddy.
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November 4th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster |  love lil johnny
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