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June 15th, 2003   Post 1
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Post; Spell Checker Poem


Spell Checker Poem

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

-Sauce unknown
 
January 14th, 2005   Post 2
USAFAUX2004
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lo. that is a good one!
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January 14th, 2005   Post 3
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I have seen this Before thought it was funny then
and still do

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January 14th, 2005   Post 4
rotc boy
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are you saying something about the forums spell checker

and im not a mod but this isnt exactly military
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January 14th, 2005   Post 5
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this is like from page 37 of the unanswered posts
 
December 13th, 2005   Post 6
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December 14th, 2005   Post 7
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That's good, but I think it could be in the other humour section.
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December 15th, 2005   Post 8
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that was grate. its sew true two!
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December 16th, 2005   Post 9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NCdt Steliga
That's good, but I think it could be in the other humour section.
Yeah I agree it needs to be moved to the other joke forum
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December 16th, 2005   Post 10
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There you go guys. Thanks, but next time just PM one of us or use the report function, it's much faster
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Last edited by DTop; December 16th, 2005 at 16:55.