Topic: Speeding Ticket

Charge 7 · January 26th, 2005

A middle aged man bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SL500.

He took off down the road, pushed it up to 80 mph (130 kmph), and was enjoying the wind blowing through his hair.

"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.

But then he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was a Police Car behind him, blue lights flashing. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 130 mph (210 kmph) to escape being stopped.

Then he thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the Police car to catch up with him.

The Policeman pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up on the driver's side.

"Sir, my shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a Policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back."

The Policeman said, "Have a nice day."

the_13th_redneck · January 26th, 2005

NCdt Steliga · January 26th, 2005

Awesome.

Darcia · January 27th, 2005

That was funny.

bllrby2104 · January 27th, 2005

out of 5.

worik_brown · January 29th, 2005

tomtom22 · October 5th, 2005

migidarra · October 5th, 2005

January 26th, 2005	Post 1
Charge 7 Master Gunner	Post; Speeding Ticket A middle aged man bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SL500. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 80 mph (130 kmph), and was enjoying the wind blowing through his hair. "This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But then he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was a Police Car behind him, blue lights flashing. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 130 mph (210 kmph) to escape being stopped. Then he thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the Police car to catch up with him. The Policeman pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up on the driver's side. "Sir, my shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a Policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back." The Policeman said, "Have a nice day." __________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

January 26th, 2005	Post 2
the_13th_redneck No Chance Outside Gear	__________________ Sergeant 13th Redneck (RET) Republic of Korea Marine Corps TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED Next time you travel http://www.epictrip.com

January 26th, 2005	Post 3
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Awesome. __________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra

January 27th, 2005	Post 4
Darcia Tribuni Angusticlavii	That was funny. __________________ ^_^

January 27th, 2005	Post 5
bllrby2104 Primus Pilus	out of 5. __________________ You just cant beat the person who never gives up. I have not failed. I\'ve just found 10,000 ways that won\'t work. \"A boat is a boat. But a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat. You know how much we\'ve wanted to have a boat. We\'ll take the mystery box.\"-Peter Griffin He who laughs last, thinks the slowest. (representin da ((«)) crew)(pm to get the 411)

October 5th, 2005	Post 7
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

January 29th, 2005	Post 6
worik_brown Milites Gregarius

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