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November 14th, 2004   Post 1
USAFAUX2004
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Post; In Soviet Russia...


In Soviet Russia, Car drive you!

In Soviet Russia, Dog walk you!

In Soviet Russia, Clothe wear you!

In Soviet Russia, Money earn you!

In Soviet Russia, Food eat you!

In Soviet Russia, Life screw you!

In Soviet Russia, Bill pays you!

In Soviet Russia, Laundry does you!
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November 14th, 2004   Post 2
the_13th_redneck
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You forgot...
In America, you go and find the party.
In Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!
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Republic of Korea Marine Corps
TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED

Next time you travel http://www.epictrip.com
 
November 14th, 2004   Post 3
Redleg
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November 14th, 2004   Post 4
USAFAUX2004
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When you make a soviet russia joke take away the "s" Finds-find
 
November 14th, 2004   Post 5
Chocobo_Blitzer
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ahahah.... good job.
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November 14th, 2004   Post 6
USAFAUX2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocobo_Blitzer
ahahah.... good job.
Thank you, I will talk to my ruusian friend and make up more
 
November 15th, 2004   Post 7
Darkmb101
Tribunus Laticlavius
 
ic, fobby russain jokes. i would laugh if i knew the culture.
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hidden message!!! Life is short and pointless, be happy and live it.
 
November 16th, 2004   Post 8
NCdt Steliga
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Interesting stuff.
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Blow out you bugles over the rich dead
There's none of these so lonely and poor of old
But dying has made us rarer gifts than gold'

Inscription on the top of the Memorial Arch at RMC Kingston
 
November 16th, 2004   Post 9
USAOwnz
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Soveit Russia
 
November 16th, 2004   Post 10
Chocobo_Blitzer
Primus Pilus
 
In Soviet Russia, road fork you!