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June 16th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Southern blonde at the casinoTwo bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings.......... and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching." Moral - Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb, but all men..... are men.
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June 16th, 2006
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| Optio | wow lol 
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June 19th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | rofl!!!! yep boys will be boys.... |
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June 19th, 2006
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| Milforum Pivotman | Yee-haw! USA!USA!(University of South Alabama!) That has to be one of the craftiest,slyest, smartest blonds Ive ever heard of.
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June 22nd, 2006
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Priceless.
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October 13th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | hey that's a good one.. 
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October 14th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Ooooooooooooooooh I wonder if that works for us auburn haired girls, too?
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October 14th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | Sis i thought you said you wasn't telling others how you won the jackpot???!!!! LMBO
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