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June 27th, 2006
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| Milforum's Bouncer |  Post; Southern BelleA very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man ready {fixin’} to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump- think of your dear mother and father." He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." She said, "Well, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids." She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee." He replied, "Who's Robert E. Lee?" She replied, "Well, bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee bastard".
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June 27th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | hahahahahaha
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June 27th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | LOL That's a good one!  |
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June 28th, 2006
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Quote:
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June 28th, 2006
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| Centurion | hmm...thats good i think....i mean im just some dumb-ass yankee
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November 11th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | 
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November 12th, 2007
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| Caesar | lol...........
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