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January 15th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; This Sounds About Right......THIS SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT...... An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, Chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter every where, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says... "Training for upper management position in United States Government: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day." 
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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January 15th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Hahaha
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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January 16th, 2006
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| Centurion | nice 
__________________ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. "I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head!"  |
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January 17th, 2006
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | How true.
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January 19th, 2006
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| 100% Space Shuttle Door Gunner | My God, that is how the upper level of government does work.
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January 19th, 2006
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| I am Honor | lolz, interesting...
__________________ ~when a man does his best, what else is there? Gen.George S.Patton  |
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January 20th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | "We're from the Government and we're here to help you." 
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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January 21st, 2006
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| Forum Health Inspector | Hey, I resemble that guy! (I mean, why else would I be in the office at 2050 EST on a Friday night?)
__________________  Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8 |
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January 21st, 2006
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| Banned  | At the risk of incurring the wrath of the mods, I think it's important to point out that this post is, in fact racist. It really depicts a degrading stereotype for Native Americans, particularly when the bartender refers to him as "Tonto". I've served with several native Americans throughout my career and know that they were sensitive to such stereotypes. There really was no need to use an "Indian" as the subject of the joke, it could just as easily have been a homeless guy or something without having to make it offensive. I like the military discussions on this board, but I'm disappointed in the double standards and the juvenile approach to some of the humor. I would have expected better from military professionals. Again just my opinion. NOt my kind of humor. Hate and humor don't mix in my world. |
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January 21st, 2006
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| Milforum Moderator | Quote:
As for the above post, we have a report feature learn to use it. Topic locked and under review. | |
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