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January 11th, 2005
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| Milforum Moderator  | Post; Some Reasons to laughMarriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!" Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping..." Now I just "chunky dunk." Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? Why do you have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building? Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier!!" Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
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January 11th, 2005
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| Master Gunner | (Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier!!" ) Very good! Very good indeed! A little side note on fat from an article I'm writting about the Argonne in WWI. General Liggett the 1st Army commander was considered the brains of the military at the time. He had been President of the War College before the war. He was also about 40 llbs overweight. When a fellow general criticised his corpulance he stated, "There's nothing wrong with a little fat as long as it isn't from the neck up".
__________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |
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January 11th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | "How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? "  Now that is good.
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January 12th, 2005
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | lmao that is the best thing ive ever heard!!! Quote:
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November 21st, 2005
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| Chief Engineer | Great stuff!
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November 21st, 2005
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| Milforum's Bouncer |
__________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck |
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November 21st, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | Quote:
__________________  si deum nobiscum, quis contra? AS LONG AS DIXIE STILL EXISTS,THIS COUNTRY WILL NEVER FALL | |
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November 21st, 2005
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| Milforum Hitman  | Quote:
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November 23rd, 2005
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| Canuckus Maximus  | good stuff
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November 25th, 2005
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| MilForum Bad Apple  | guess? that was awesome.
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